
Republican Sarah Palin was runner-up for Miss Alaska 1984.
Republican Sarah Palin does not think that women should be trusted to make their own health decisions.
Republican Sarah Palin loves guns more than she cares for the safety of her five children.
Republican Sarah Palin's infant son has Down Syndrome, making this the ideal time for her to run for Vice President.
Republican Sarah Palin will preserve Exxon-Mobile's direct-line to Cheney's Undisclosed Location.
Two years ago, Republican Sarah Palin was Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska (pop. 8,471), proving she has exactly the experience she will need to become Commander-in-Chief when John McCain dies in-office.
